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    Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock
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    I love you like a fat kid loves cake
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    Can I borrow a kiss…I promise I’ll give it back.
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    Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position
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    You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty
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    Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile
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    Cute girl needs cute boy and that's why I am here for you
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    The man who says his wife cannot take a joke, forgets that she took him
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    When I count my blessings I count you twice...not because you're fat; because you mean much more to me
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    Your heart becomes perfect if I'm in it
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    Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage
    ― Ambrose Bierce
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    To love and win is the best thing; to love and lose the next best
    ― William Thackeray
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    Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener
    ― Pauline Thomason
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    A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears
    ― Les Dawson
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    You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it
    ― Henny Youngman
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    Everywhere I look I am reminded of your love. You are my world.
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    love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you
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    Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
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    Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
    ― Oscar Wilde
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    Loving is like peeing in your pants - everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth
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    Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
    ― Oscar Wilde
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    Come live in my heart and pay no rent.
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    A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries
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    Love thy neighbor, just watch out for the husband
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    Falling in love is not at all the most stupid thing that people do, but gravitation cannot be held responsible for it
    ― Albert Einstein
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    Love lasteth as long as the money endureth
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    To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess
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    In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm still thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
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    Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let’s do it, let’s fall in love
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    Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell
    ― Joan Crawford
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    There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love
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    Love is being stupid together
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    You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories
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    Love is only a dirty trick played on humanity by God to achieve continuation of the species
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    An archeologist is the best lover any girl can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her
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    Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties
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    A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
    ― Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
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    Once you have loved someone, you’d do anything in the world for them… except love them again
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    Love at first sight is cured by the second look
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    I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
    ― Woody Allen
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    If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes
    ― Chuck Palahniuk
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    All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt
    ― Charles Schulz
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    When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again
    ― Albert Einstein
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    One is very crazy when in love
    ― Sigmund Freud